SON, I AM DISSAPOINT

[fallout]

DAMN YOU GRAMMYS

I MEAN WE DO THIS EVERY YEAR BUT STILL

Highlights:
-Lady Gaga's performance was AMAZING
-Beyonce was okay
-Pink was cool if only because she had the balls to hang from the ceiling with no safety harness
-Stevie Nicks was cool
-21 Guns was okay
-Stephen Colbert was awesome and he won
-BEP were okay except for running out of breath toward the end

WHAT THE FUCK:
-Taylor Swift cannot sing live
-90s flashback with DMB
-JLo is not relevant anymore
-TOO MUCH AUTOTUNE GOD
-The part with MJs kids was super awkward
-Tarantino trying to be "hip"
-Bon Jovi playing a song everyone's heard approxmatley 500 times
-Wycleaf is from Haiti, in case you didn't notice
-I do not own 3D glasses
-Shitty country band beats out Silversun Pickups
-Kings of Leon won stuff
-TAYLOR SWIFT WON SO FUCKING MUCH I mean come on! One or two, okay. BUT FUCKING SERIOUSLY.