MY DAY
- Wake up, get ready, play Bayonetta for about 20 minutes, leave.
- Get to class, spend about 2 hours being bored while the professor fumbles around with her laptop with varying degrees of success.
- Wrap model in packing tape to make a cast of his arm.
- Record partner cutting him out of it until parter cuts the model and he has to go bleed over the sink for a while.
- Finish project, bandage model, leave.
- Sit in cafeteria, fighting a battle between stomach and wallet.
- Stomach wins. -$7. Chat with classmate about how he didn't kill his model, and how strange it is that he went from Engineering to English and I did the opposite.
- Make it halfway to math lab before turning around upon realization that I only have an hour left.
- Sit at table in hall doing math homework. Awkward moment when after sitting across from me for a while, I ask if the guy is in my class. He gives me a weird look and says yes... so he presumably sat with me because he recognized me. gg, me.
- Wait impatiently outside classroom for previous class to clear their asses out.
- Watch as classmate fills up half the whiteboard on a homework problem the professor was struggling with in the hall.
- Feel better about feeling lost when every new example problem is greeted with a round of nervous laughter that borders on hysterical, and about 10 different people admitting that they too have no idea what's going on.
- Leave with professor's advice that it gets easier later and we shouldn't drop the class.
- Go to library and check out the same books that my brother had me check out last semester for the whole semester. He swears he'll finish that paper this time.
- Walk to the bus stop. Fall down on my side. Get covered in mud.
- Get to the fork in the sidewalk. Each way leads to the bus stop. The left path is flooded. The right path is covered in mud.
- Stand there and cry for a minute.
- Take the muddy path. Fall down again.
- Get to bus stop. Sit down on seat drenched in icy water. Resume crying.
- Get on bus. Coat entire seat in mud. Try not to sob too loudly.
- Get off bus. Get picked up by Mom. Attempt to get across the message that I really don't want to chat right now. Fail.
- Walk straight to the bathroom, leaving a trail of mud and grass along the way.
- Note that only the bra remained unscathed.
- Shower. Get in bed. Almost fall asleep before remembering dinner.
- Eat dinner. Play more Bayonetta.
AND NOW I SLEEP.
- Get to class, spend about 2 hours being bored while the professor fumbles around with her laptop with varying degrees of success.
- Wrap model in packing tape to make a cast of his arm.
- Record partner cutting him out of it until parter cuts the model and he has to go bleed over the sink for a while.
- Finish project, bandage model, leave.
- Sit in cafeteria, fighting a battle between stomach and wallet.
- Stomach wins. -$7. Chat with classmate about how he didn't kill his model, and how strange it is that he went from Engineering to English and I did the opposite.
- Make it halfway to math lab before turning around upon realization that I only have an hour left.
- Sit at table in hall doing math homework. Awkward moment when after sitting across from me for a while, I ask if the guy is in my class. He gives me a weird look and says yes... so he presumably sat with me because he recognized me. gg, me.
- Wait impatiently outside classroom for previous class to clear their asses out.
- Watch as classmate fills up half the whiteboard on a homework problem the professor was struggling with in the hall.
- Feel better about feeling lost when every new example problem is greeted with a round of nervous laughter that borders on hysterical, and about 10 different people admitting that they too have no idea what's going on.
- Leave with professor's advice that it gets easier later and we shouldn't drop the class.
- Go to library and check out the same books that my brother had me check out last semester for the whole semester. He swears he'll finish that paper this time.
- Walk to the bus stop. Fall down on my side. Get covered in mud.
- Get to the fork in the sidewalk. Each way leads to the bus stop. The left path is flooded. The right path is covered in mud.
- Stand there and cry for a minute.
- Take the muddy path. Fall down again.
- Get to bus stop. Sit down on seat drenched in icy water. Resume crying.
- Get on bus. Coat entire seat in mud. Try not to sob too loudly.
- Get off bus. Get picked up by Mom. Attempt to get across the message that I really don't want to chat right now. Fail.
- Walk straight to the bathroom, leaving a trail of mud and grass along the way.
- Note that only the bra remained unscathed.
- Shower. Get in bed. Almost fall asleep before remembering dinner.
- Eat dinner. Play more Bayonetta.
AND NOW I SLEEP.