problem

I want to put hot girls as my iPhone background, but I feel that may raise questions I really don't want to answer if someone else saw it.

Actually, I'm not sure I know the answer to those questions...

Maybe I can say that I have decided to be an art major, and I find the female form aesthetically pleasing...? (Partially true.)

haauugghhh

I JUST PUT MY HEADPHONES ON (THEY ARE THE AROUND-EAR KIND)

AND THERE WAS A BUG IN THEM

WHEN I A LOUD NOISE CAME IT FLEW INTO MY EAR

I AM SO FUCKING PARANOID RIGHT NOW, I CAN'T STOP CHECKING IT